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06/05/10 -- Matt returns to blogging, not with long overdue dispatches from the LA battlefield, but a report on his clandestine and not-so-clandestine exploits at Balticon 44 in a post entitled "Children of a Lesser Con". Available in the blog.




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Last Updated Monday - February 1st, 2010



Fists of fury! Flying objects of razor-edged lethality! Special guest (bump) stars! That's right. It's the first new GUT SHOTS of 2010.

In this episode Matt runs down his yearly hit list, including the old white tribal leaders commonly known as CEO's and smart phones, a.k.a. anti-life accessories. Matt also rededicates himself to warning humanity of its future internment in the Google death camps, and tries to reconcile popular usage with simple addition.

Also, shifting gears from his usual verbal and cut-away graphics assault, Matt delivers a gentle tribute to the enduring talent and wisdom of a fallen author, and makes a not-so-gentle plea for your continued attention and remembrance for a lot of other unfortunate souls who can still benefit from both.

And don't forget the GUT SHOTS CALL-IN LINE is currently open. Hit us up at (830) 488-7468 to leave your own rant, and if it's got enough verve you could see it on the next episode.



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Last Updated Tuesday - October 27th, 2009


7th Son - DESCENT

Today, the day author J.C. Hutchins' techno-thriller 7TH SON: DESCENT becomes available in bookstores nationwide, Matt-Wallace.com and KILL (the) FEED are hosting a free .PDF of the novel's first ten chapters. You are encouraged to download and freely share this file with any and everyone in the hopes that they (and you) will like what you read and want more.

The following dispatch was received from our ignoble benefactor and your humble narrator early this morning.

"I'm not big on tenets, personally or professionally. Because they are largely bullshit. It's for that reason I've tried my best to institute the anti-tenet around here. A strict, unyielding ban against bullshit. It's my naive hope this anti-philosophy (more bullshit) will extend to my work and my life.

So let's not bullshit. You've walked through Borders. You've enjoyed your half-caf double corporate semen with extra semen foam in the Barnes & Noble coffee bar. Two or three of you have roamed the stacks at your local library. You've seen it. Millions of books. Worlds of dead trees. Every asshole's opinion and life story and every fictionalized version of every asshole's opinion and life story. And every year it all gets done again and what the alpha consumer eats will not even be remembered as a particularly hearty bowel movement when the following year rolls around.

So who gives a fuck about one more piece of pop fiction?

I do. Because J.C. Hutchins isn't bullshit, nor is he full of it. He's full of sell, he's full of pimp, he's full of store brand diet cola, but he is quite possibly the least full of shit man I know. I choose my friends carefully. I choose them well. I loathe people. I revile writers. And J.C. Hutchins is a friend of mine.

And his novel isn't bullshit, either. Yes, every asshole has a story and every third or fourth asshole has some writing talent (I'm somewhere around the fifth asshole, I think, although I'm not a statistics major). But rarely, increasingly so, will you be two hundred pages into a work of fiction and realize it takes seven versions of a man to reveal one basic truth. That's 7th Son.

Steampunk is a lie. Lovecraft is a lie. Bukowski is a fucking lie. Drop some coin today on a little bit of truth. Make my friend an obscene success.

Because when a writer finds they can't make a living selling the truth, that's when they really start lying.

That's when they become bullshit.

And if that happens to Hutch I'll find every single one of you.


Matt Wallace
(dictated, not read)"


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Last Updated Friday - August 28th, 2009


Matt presents the first in a series of WITCH/HUNTER video production diaries. In week one we take you onto the set for exclusive behind-the-scenes footage and world premiere clips from Matt's new webseries coming in December to KILL (the) FEED, as well as give you an illuminating interview with one of the stars of MATT WALLACE'S WITCH/HUNTER, Nate Panning.

Stay tuned for more weekly WITCH/HUNTER video content including trailers, original artwork, more behind-the-scenes action and interviews.


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